dearlokigodofmischief:

justamaninthebluebox:

siflokithorlove:

How many times must you remind me of this, darling?

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florbe91:

Fenrir <3

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aristo-kitty:

turtletotem:

aristo-kitty:

satphirestarlight:

aristo-kitty:

turtletotem:

aristo-kitty:

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aristo-kitty:

hip-young-beamslinger:

justemoly:

So who wants to draw me a picture of Loki trying to seduce a rock and be my favorite person ever?

Wahaha, oh god. OH GOD.

“So, I hear Christmas is coming. Have you been naughty or gneiss?”

“I could really make your earth quake, baby.”

“What do you say we go somewhere private and get a little boulder?”

.

(The rock’s reply: “Sorry, but I have a date with Thorium.”)

What have I done?

#I can’t believe you missed ‘rock your world’ or ‘rock my world’  #I mean that’s just sloppy

You’re right, it’s most unlike Loki. He surely wouldn’t make such a mistake unless he were… stoned.

Ah. So he was successful, then?

Let’s just say they both felt the earth move.

Omfg. The comments.

And they lived happily ever after. Until the movies happened. Then little baby rock learned the world could be a cruel place and trained hard to be a warrior to surpass even her father. After years of study she made the dangerous journey to Earth to seek her revenge.

The next morning Bruce stubbed his toe on the random rock sitting outside his door, shrugged and set it in the garden with the other rocks.

And that is how at least one of Loki’s children found a happy ending and true love.

I should probably go to bed.

Are you sure that’s how it ended? I thought I remembered Loki’s rock-child becoming a Midgardian god of combat.

Done.

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misshorrorshow-of-midgard:

clintbartoned:

The Avengers Cast are perfect

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I love how Clark Gregg looks exactly the same in both pics

Because Clark Gregg is really Coulson.

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ladyloki23:

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gingerhaze:

the victory of ants man

all the villains better stock up on aloe vera

(hinoteookami gave me this idea)

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traaya:

lokisspy:

#OKAY I *JUST* GOT THAT CAP IS AN ELDER AND THIS IS A JOKE

JOSS WHEDON OMFG

HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS OMG

I feel bad now. I never noticed this until now :/

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